You’re Driving Me Strawberry And Bananas
(I’m taking orders at a coffee shop.)
Me: “What can I get you today?”
Customer: “Strawberry banana smoothie.”
Me: “What size would you like?”
Customer: “Strawberry banana.”
Me: “Yep, and what size?”
Customer: “Strawberry banana.”
Me: “But what size would you like?”
Customer: “STRAWBERRY BANANA.”
Me: *trying another approach* “Would you like a large or a small?”
Customer: “Medium!”