Throwing In The Towel For This Year
(It is New Year’s Eve, and it’s INSANELY busy in our hotel. It falls on a weekend this year, so more people are out to celebrate than usual, and at least half of them have brought their children, and probably their friends’ children, as well, since most of the rooms have between two and four kids in them, some even more. To make matters worse, due to it being the end of the year, corporate decided to meddle in our scheduling for budget reasons, and we are incredibly understaffed for the volume of people we are taking care of. There are a great many issues during the night, but one recurring one is towels. The pool is forever running out of towels. One of the many guests approaches my desk.)
Guest: “Excuse me! Why aren’t there any towels in the pool?! How does a hotel run out of towels?!”
(She has four children in tow. Each one has a towel around their waist and one over their shoulders and a few have a third on their heads)
Me: *in as even a voice I can muster* “I don’t know, ma’am. I’ll get right on that.”
(We actually ran out of towels because most people were taking the dirty ones to their rooms and leaving them there, instead of putting them in the hamper by the pool, so there weren’t even any available to wash. Thankfully, it was only in the last hour of the night that we ran entirely out.)