10 Great And Silly Stories About The Girl Scouts!

Dear readers,

Yesterday was National Girl Scout Day! Though they’re particularly well-known for their truly spectacular cookies, this organization was founded in 1912 with the intention of fostering courage, character, and confidence in young girls.

We’ve rounded up ten stories about people who have the confidence of a Girl Scout but definitely lack the character!

Very Mint Thin-Skinned – We sometimes wonder what they put in those things to make them so addicting…

Mint Thins Make You Anything But – Girl Scout cookies are so good that they hold you down and force you to eat them.

Driving Home Those Sales – In the off-season, I’d take that deal without the truck.

Girl Scout Tout – Okay, okay. They’re really good. But this is ridiculous.

Thin Mints Know No Gender – Boys can have Girl Scout cookies, but only if they dip them in whiskey.

Projecting A Sales Career – This kid is going places.

We All Need That Bit Of Extra Chocolate Chip In Our Lives – Pay it forward chain. PAY IT FORWARD CHAIN.

And That’s How The Cookie Sale Crumbles – Flee from temptation!

Chocolate Cures Everything – Nothing like spreading a little sweetness.

Politely Decline – I’m not great with etiquette and social skills but, um… what the heck is this lady’s problem?!

We hope you enjoyed this Girl-Scout-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

10 Bizarre And Silly Stories About The Boy Scouts!

10 Stories About Parents Who Are Going To Get Their Children Killed