Unfiltered Story #147754

, , , | Unfiltered | April 24, 2019

(I was an operator for a certain water ride. When I was guiding people into the line, I overheard this from the previous ride’s occupants, waiting to dismount the ride)
Child #1 (who is an 11 or 10 year-old): Wow, that was fun.
Child #2: Yeah.
(Just then, a raft full of 20 year-olds floats from the other part of the ride)
Child 2: Let’s hope we don’t run into any child molesters while we’re walking around the rest of the park.
(Just then, one of the other raft’s occupant’s turned to the childrens’ and started screaming).
20 year-old Woman: What the f***! You little motherf***ers can’t f***ing go around and start calling people f***ing child molesters and s***! I’m sorry but you b***es are such f***ing c***s.
All Three Children:..
The Woman’s friends:..
Everyone else:..
(Then, the third child looked at the woman and said this):
Child #3: Excuse me miss, but there is no swearing allowed in the park, and this was expressed through many signs throughout the park. The signs also said that offenders will be asked to leave [Name of Park]. Also, mind your own d*** business.
Woman: What the f*** you can’t tell me what to do, b***, you don’t f***ing work here!
(At this point, I stepped forward and said):
Me: But I do, and I must ask you to get off of the ride and leave this park.
Woman: You can’t make me, f***ing b******!
Me: Then security will help you.
(She was escorted off the property by two security guards. I gave the third kid and her friends free passes)

Unfiltered Story #147174

, , , , | Unfiltered | April 19, 2019

(I am on a school trip to Disneyland, and like thousands of people around me, I am shopping around. The store I am in has a distinct early 20th century dress code for employees, and as a result, all female employees wear floor length dresses. I am dressed in Avengers leggings, Mickey Mouse ears, crappy sandals, and a tank top.

Customer: “Excuse me, can you show me the mugs you have?”

Me: *looks at my attire then looks back up* “Uhhh…”

Customer’s Friend: “She doesn’t work here, Customer 1″

(They both walked away a bit embarrassed. My friends and I had a good laugh about how much I looked like the employees”

This Is Not The Stroller Of Sam

, , , , | Right | April 11, 2019

(I work at a theme park. We rent out strollers, and we make everyone sign a waiver before renting them out, as they get a deposit back.)

Man: “I’m here to return our stroller.”

Me: “Excellent. What’s the name on the waiver?”

Man: “Sam.”

(I look through the waivers and find his stroller number, but the name on the waiver is Sanmanpreet, not Sam.)

Me: “Is it just Sam?”

Man: “Yes.”

Me: “On the waiver it says a different name.”

Man: “Sanman?”

Me: “Not that, either, sorry.”

Man: “It’s just a d*** name!”

Me: “It’s for security reasons, sir.”

Man: “You know what? Just take the d*** stroller! Forget it!”

(My coworkers and I believe someone else gave him the stroller — which happens: people sell the stroller once they’re done with it and then the person they sold it to will get to use the stroller for the rest of the day — and didn’t think to tell him their full name.)

Unfiltered Story #146844

, , | Unfiltered | April 10, 2019

(I’m a cashier at an amusement park. The company I work for sells photos of guests taken on the rides. Its been a long and busy night, and I’ve dealt with several large orders and angry guests. A man walks up and asks for his picture.)
Man: Thank you so much! This I going to make my little girl so happy!
(I look at the screen and notice a girl screaming in terror from the ride. I’m smiling now.)
Me: She looks so sweet!
(He orders his things.)
Man: Thank you! You’ve made my night!
Me: No, thank you. You’re the first pleasant customer I’ve had all night!
Man: Really?
Me: Yep! Have a wonderful evening
Man: You too!
(He walks away and I feel better about my job.)

Unfiltered Story #146046

, , | Unfiltered | April 6, 2019

(I’m cashiering at a stand  slushies. Anyone who has bought a slushie and has their cup can buy a refill for a fraction of the original cost of the slushie. A customer comes to my register.)
Me: Hello, how can I help you?
Customer: Can I have a slushie refill?
Me: Do you have a cup?
Customer: …I’ll have a small soda.
(Sadly, this wasn’t the only customer who asked for a slushie refill without having a slushie cup to fill…)

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