Maybe They’ll Chill If You Channel Chipper And Cheery
Some people suffer from “RBF”, but I suffer from Resting B**** Voice. If I’m focused on something else, or just tired and out of it, my tone tends to come across as dismissive and snappy. It’s usually not an issue when I’m out and about or talking directly to people because, obviously, I’m focused on them. It most often kicks up when I’m at home playing games, or at work and someone comes up to me while I’m already doing something.
Coworker: “Hey, I got the paperwork for the [Customer] order.”
I’m focused on something else, but I gesture off-hand to a bin.
Me: “Put it there.”
Coworker: “Wow, really?”
Me: “That’s where it goes.”
Coworker: “Uh-huh. We’ll see.”
It’s only at this point that the offended snit of a tone he’s got going filters through to my brain. Before I can ask what’s wrong, he’s already storming off, papers still in hand.
I shrug and get back to work, but a couple of minutes later, my manager comes by and finally drops off the papers.
Manager: “Hey, is there something up with [Coworker]?”
Me: “No idea. He asked where those went, and I told him.”
Manager: “You didn’t insult or degrade him at all?”
Me: “No?! I mean, I probably just went, ‘Put them here,’ or something, but I never actually said anything direct.”
Manager: “All right, don’t worry about it. I explained that you were just focused and didn’t mean to insult or anything.”
Me: “So… If someone being distracted is insulting, what sort of pampered life did this guy live this far?”
Manager: “Well, just don’t ask him that directly, and things will probably be okay.”
I have a feeling I’m going to be “distracted” every time [Coworker] comes by.