It’s Not Like A Christmas Movie
(It’s December 20th, 2018. Almost every movie for Christmas Day is already sold out and it’s shaping up to be the longest, busiest day of the year. I’m helping a woman at the box office.)
Customer: *incredibly irritated* “It’s just shameful that you’re open on Christmas! Shameful!”
Me: “Well, it’s the busiest time of the year for us.”
Customer: “I just can’t believe people are coming in when they should be spending time with their families! It’s unbelievable! Nobody needs to see a movie that bad!”
Me: *not sure what to say* “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Are you working Christmas?”
Me: “Unfortunately. I have to work a double because it’s going to be so busy.”
Customer: “Pfft! Just shameful!”
(She continues to rant about it for a good, solid minute before I finally manage to divert the conversation to what tickets she wants.)
Me: “So, what can I get for you?”
Customer: “I need tickets for Christmas Day. But it’s just shameful that you’re open! People should be home spending time with their families! I can’t believe you’re open! You guys really should be ashamed of yourselves for being open!”
(I don’t think she understood the irony. So many people get so angry with us for being open or play the “I feel so bad for you” card without realizing that the reason we’re open and giving up our Christmases is that they want to come in. Personally, I’d rather people just not even acknowledge the holiday when they come in. Having had to work every Christmas Eve, Christmas, and New Year for six years now while having to deal with long, hard shifts with really rude customers has just kind of made the whole season depressing.)