State-Funded Panic
(I am completing an externship for my chosen area of study. Some of the things I handle require a lot of documentation. In terms of this particular product there is a difference between state-funded product and private product; it is literally the same stuff, but the funding is separate, and therefore the stock is kept separate. I have prepared a product from the private stock for a person, and it turns out that it wasn’t needed. Due to the nature of the product, I can’t just put it back or use it on someone else. I must mark it as “wasted” and dispose of it. Later that afternoon, this discussion happens with the coworker in charge of keeping the stocks accounted for.)
Coworker: “There was wasted [state-funded product]?!”
Me: *anxieties kick in mildly* “Uh, yeah? I was told to prepare it, and then it turns out it wasn’t needed.”
Coworker: “Okay, we need to get some paperwork filled out. If we don’t track this stuff, then we could lose our funding for the [private stock]!”
(I start filling out the paperwork, and about halfway through the light-bulb clicks.)
Me: “Oh, wait. This was from private stock. Do I still need to fill this out?”
Coworker: “Private stock? Then why did you say it was [state-funded stock]?”
Me: “I panicked?”
Nearby Coworker: *ponders for a second* “Yep, that’s an acceptable answer.”