Making A Complete Boob Of Himself, Part 4
I am helping an older male customer choose some clothing when he comes out with this comment.
Customer: “One of your boobs is a bit lopsided.”
Me: “Excuse me?!”
Customer: “Oh, it’s nothing to worry about! It’s easily fixed! I’m a plastic surgeon, y’see. I notice things like that.”
Me: “First of all, I have nothing that needs fixing. Secondly, I would appreciate it if you didn’t look at my boobs.”
Customer: “Oh, I didn’t mean anything by it! But, here, take my card. I can give you a good deal.”
Me: “Even if I was looking for something like that, I work retail. What makes you think I could afford it?”
Customer: “Every woman deserves to look beautiful!”
Me: “You’re saying I’m not beautiful?”
Customer: “No, but you could look better!”
Me: “If you leave right now, I will feel better, and I’ll take that.”
Customer: “Seriously, take my card! We have very competitive payment plans—”
Me: “Get out! I’m no longer comfortable serving you!”
Customer: “So, you’ll consider it?”
Me: “Get out now, or you’ll be the one needing reconstructive surgery.”
Customer: “Fine! I was only trying to help!”
He finally left, and I took myself and my perfect boobs on a break.
Related:
Making A Complete Boob Of Himself, Part 3
Making A Complete Boob Of Himself, Part 2
Making A Complete Boob Of Himself