I am looking for a particular product, so I approach an employee in one of the aisles.
Me: “Excuse me. I’m looking for [product], but I can’t seem to find it.”
Employee: “Oh, sure, we have those. Follow me to—”
The employee’s words trail off and his eyes go wide. Almost immediately, he runs past me, and I turn to see him throw himself to the ground to catch another customer — an older man, who has started to fall. The man lands on the employee, who immediately puts him into the recovery position.
Employee: “Call 911!”
Me: “Oh! Doing it!”
I get my phone out.
Me: “What do I tell them?”
Employee: “Tell them that a customer is having an epileptic seizure at [Store] on [Street address].”
I tell the emergency dispatcher the information, and they say they have an ambulance on the way. I stay with the employee while a manager appears and keeps the other customers away.
Me: “How do you know it’s a seizure?”
Employee: “He’s one of our regulars. Usually, we bring his stuff to him, but he came out today. Sadly, he chose a bad day.”
The manager has done the crowd control and comes over.
Manager: “Is that Mr. [Old Man]?”
Employee: “Yes, it is. I’m worried.”
Manager: “He’s had seizures before. He should be okay.”
Employee: “No, I’m worried about his insurance. He said he wouldn’t be covered if he had another seizure a while back. I’m worried what this might cost him.”
The manager looks at the regular, at his employee, and then at me.
Manager: *To me* “You saw him slip, right?”
Me: “Uh… I… what?”
The manager opens a bottle of water and starts pouring it on the floor.
Manager: “You saw this guy fall to the ground after slipping on water, right?”
Me: “I… uh… I guess I did.”
Manager: “Oh, no, I guess the store is liable. I’ll fill out the incident report. [Employee], make sure that the paramedics have the situation explained to them?”
Employee: “You got it.”
Manager: “Good. F*** this place.”
The manager heads to the front of the store to greet the ambulance.
Me: “What just happened?”
Employee: “The store has new investors, but they’re bleeding the company dry. None of us plans to stay around much longer, but I think my manager was planning on leaving end of the week. I think this might be his last hurrah.”
While I might not have been 100% comfortable with what had just happened, it turned out that I wasn’t required to answer any questions, so I left without worrying too much.
The store had a “closing down” sale a few months later, and I found that same employee that was so heroic on the day. He said that the insurance company found the store negligent based on the manager’s (now retired) testimony. The new investors had run the company into the ground (apparently intentionally), but they had managed to get one good deed out of the whole mess.