Amen, Little Lady. Amen.
It’s another Saturday in retail and, as usual, my store is crazy busy. I’m about an hour into my shift when a family comes up to my register: parents, toddler daughter in the cart, and older daughter — maybe six or seven — watching me with big eyes behind round glasses. She looks a bit like I did at her age, which amuses me, and the mom and I make pleasant small talk as I ring up their items while the dad keeps the toddler entertained. All in all, they’re nice people.
Me: “Are you interested in applying for a store credit card today?”
Mom: “No, thank you.”
Daughter: “Can I get a credit card?”
Me: “Oh, no, honey. You have to have a job to get a credit card.”
Mom: “That’s right. You have to be at least eighteen.”
Daughter: “Oh.” *Thinks about this for a few seconds* “But I don’t want to get a job, and I don’t want to be eighteen! I like my life!”
The parents and I burst out laughing.
Me: “That’s the best thing I’m going to hear all day. I need that on a T-shirt.”