That Country Road Is Different From How I Remember
I am checking out a mother and her young daughter, likely kindergarten age. The mother is distracted with a young baby in a stroller but the daughter is diligently passing the items to me.
I am surprised when I hear the daughter humming “Take Me Home, Country Roads” by John Denver!
Me: “Oh, that’s one of my favorite tunes!”
Young Girl: “Me, too! We learned it in school today! Look, I even made a picture!”
The young girl then magically produces a piece of paper with bright marker stick people and the name of the song on top. Immediately, I notice a couple of things: the word “Home” is missing an M, and more importantly, the word “Country” is missing an O.
Me: “Oh… that’s… lovely.”
The mother realizes what is happening and snatches the artwork from her daughter.
Mother: “No, [Young Girl]! This is special art for Mommy’s eyes only, remember!”