I didn’t have a car when I left for college, so I wasn’t able to travel back to visit my family except when my father came to pick me up for special holidays. Thus, on Thanksgiving, I was looking forward to finally seeing my family again.
When my sister and her family arrived, I was a little surprised to see that my sister was, well, slightly fat. She wasn’t huge, but compared to her usually quite skinny build, it still was noticeable enough to stand out. Not knowing what to do, I pretended not to notice anything and went along with family activities until I managed to corner my mother alone a few hours later.
Me: “Hey, Mom, is there anything interesting about [Sister] you needed to share?”
Mom: “Huh? No, I don’t think so. Why?”
I struggled with how to phrase this delicately.
Me: “Well, she just looked a bit different than usual.”
Mom: “What do you mean?”
Me: “She put on a little weight.”
Mom: “Yeah, but that’s pretty normal when you’re pregnant.”
Me: “I’m pretty sure that counts as something interesting that needs to be shared!”
Mom: “Huh? You knew she was pregnant.”
Me: “No, I didn’t! I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out whether or not she was for the last three hours! I mean, she sort of looks pregnant, but I figured there is no way no one would have told me this long if she was.”
Mom: “We really never told you? Oh, I’m sorry!”
My mother was quite apologetic about their failure to notify me of that little detail. In fact, now, half a lifetime later, my mother still gives every piece of news she shares with me a joking caveat: “Sorry if you’re the last to know.”