Their Disruption Comes To A Messy Conclusion
(My sophomore year physics teacher is very laid-back and has a great sense of humor. Today, however, the class clown has been very disruptive and is getting on his nerves.)
Teacher: “If [Clown] falls off a 50-foot cliff, when he hits the ground—”
Clown: *interrupts* “What if I bounce?”
Teacher: *flatly* “You don’t bounce. You splat.”