Boys Are Stupid, Period
(An unused tampon has fallen out of someone’s backpack, and is now sitting on the floor. Most girls shuffle over it, but the guys jump away like it’s an unpinned grenade.)
Teacher: “Guys, go sit down!”
Guys: “There’s a tampon on the floor!”
Me: *picking it up* “It’s unused.”
Teacher: “Really, guys? Go sit.”
Guy #1: “Ew, you’re holding it?”
Girl #1: “That’s literally just a compressed cotton ball.”
Girl #2: “It hasn’t even touched a vagina.”
Teacher: “Can I see it?”
Guy #2: “This is f****** disgusting.”
Guy #3: “GROSS!”
Teacher: “Hey, [Girl #3], catch!”
(The girls in the classroom tossed it around before finally chucking it in the trash. The guys eventually sat down, and that teacher is still one of my favorites.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
