Wazoo Cramps
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Romantic | October 11, 2017
(My wife has a love-hate relationship with ibuprofen: it makes her drowsy, but it’s also the only thing that soothes her menstrual cramps.)
Wife: “Ooh… cramps just kicked in. Ibuprofen up the wazoo.”
Me: “That seems less than ideal. I don’t think your body will absorb it properly if you put it up your wazoo.”
Wife: “Oh, my God. You’re ridiculous.”
