Misunderstood Comic Strip
(Two middle-aged women approach me.)
Customer 1: “Excuse me? Can you help me find something?”
Me: “Sure, ma’am. What are you looking for? Gift ideas maybe?”
Customer 1: “Yes exactly, I need a present that will interest a fourteen-year-old boy.”
Customer 2: *interjecting* “But not p*rn!”
Me: “I think I can accommodate those taxing conditions.”