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, , , , , | Right | January 19, 2011

Customer: “Hey. You were talking about vampire books with the last customer?”

Me: “They’re here on the wall next to the counter.”

Customer: “Do you have any gay ones?”

Me: “Do you mean as in homoerotic literature?”

Customer: “Yeah.”

Me: “Oh, no. Have you tried [Romance Bookshop] across the road?”

Customer: “Why would I go there? I just want gay vampires.”

Me: “Well, that’s generally a subsection of romance, not sci-fi.”

Customer: “I don’t want romance! I just want gay vampires!”

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