Cashed Out Of Time
(I work in a bank as a receptionist. I don’t handle any money and have very few things I can help customers with personally. I usually just direct them to other people in the bank. I’m working one day when a man comes RUNNING into the bank, which immediately scares me half to death. He bolts up to my desk, arms flailing.)
Customer: “I need a cashier’s check!”
(I’m trying to not have a heart attack because I thought he was about to do something to me or the bank, but answer him calmly.)
Me: “The tellers up front can help you with that.”
(I point to the teller line about six feet away. There is one person at each window, and no one in line behind them.)
Customer: “I don’t have time for this bulls***!”
(He maybe waited a total of 45 seconds before a window opened up, and he then started to rush the teller into getting the check printed. She’s a pro, though, and wouldn’t let him rush her. Still, it took him a solid five minutes to figure out how much he needed it for and who it was going to be written to. She waited patiently.)