Has A Whole Cartful Of Trust Issues
(A regular comes up to my register with a full trolley.)
Me: “Hello. Looks like you’ve had a good haul today!”
(She stops in front of me, but does nothing except squint her eyes.)
Me: *after a few awkward seconds* “Would you like me to put this through for you?”
Regular: “I don’t trust you.”
Me: “Oh, I’m very sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to perhaps earn that trust?”
Regular: *pause* “No.” *abandons trolley and leaves the store*
(I haven’t seen her since. I had to put her trolley back out.)