Has A Whole Cartful Of Trust Issues

(A regular comes up to my register with a full trolley.)

Me: “Hello. Looks like you’ve had a good haul today!”

(She stops in front of me, but does nothing except squint her eyes.)

Me: *after a few awkward seconds* “Would you like me to put this through for you?”

Regular: “I don’t trust you.”

Me: “Oh, I’m very sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to perhaps earn that trust?”

Regular: *pause* “No.” *abandons trolley and leaves the store*

(I haven’t seen her since. I had to put her trolley back out.)