Maybe His Phone Escaped?
Customer: “Phone!”
Me: “Sorry?”
Customer: “Phone! Do you have one?”
Me: “You want to use our phone?”
Customer: “Jesus Christ! No, my phone!”
Me: “Your phone?”
Customer: “Yes, do you have it?”
Me: “Oh, you’ve lost your phone?”
Customer: “For f***’s sake! Yes! Have you seen it?”
Me: “Not personally, but I’ll ask my coworker at the lost and found. Hey, [Coworker], has a phone been handed in?”
Coworker: “No, no one’s handed anything in.”
Me: “Sorry, sir, no one’s–”
Customer: “Thanks for nothing!”
(The customer stormed off. Ten minutes later, another customer handed me a phone she’d found in the store. Unfortunately, the angry customer stormed off so fast, I wasn’t able to get any contact information off him, so we weren’t able to reunite him with his phone. What a shame.)