If A Is Equal To B…
(I work in a Mexican restaurant; our pico de gallo salsa is the same as our “mild.”)
Lady: “I’ll have the pico de gallo and the mild.”
Me: “Oh, well, they’re the same thing.”
Lady: “…But I want both.”
Me: “O…K…” *scoops pico de gallo* “…there’s the pico, and…” *adds another scoop* “…there’s the mild.”
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