If A Is Equal To B…

, , | Right | December 3, 2007

(I work in a Mexican restaurant; our pico de gallo salsa is the same as our “mild.”)

Lady: “I’ll have the pico de gallo and the mild.”

Me: “Oh, well, they’re the same thing.”

Lady: “…But I want both.”

Me: “O…K…” *scoops pico de gallo* “…there’s the pico, and…” *adds another scoop* “…there’s the mild.”

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