God, I Love Lawyers

, , | Right | December 1, 2007

Me: “Okay, sir, so I would just need you to verify your information and sign here–”

(The patient cuts me off, snatches the clipboard and gives me this I’m-not-stupid look.)

Male Patient: “Listen, I don’t need you to tell me what to do. I’m a lawyer and I know how the system works!”

(Sits down and starts looking over the paperwork. Five minutes later…)

Male Patient: “Ma’am, where did you need me to sign?”

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