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10 Terrible Customers Who Absolutely Will Die On This Hill

| Right | March 19, 2021

Dear readers,

It’s one thing to prove a terrible customer wrong and have them just silently finish their transaction out of embarrassment. It’s another when they’re proven wrong but are already so committed to their false and entitled view of the world that they dig their heels in and pray that “the customer is always right” prevails.

We’ve rounded up ten stories from our archives about ten terrible customers who decided to kick up a fuss and die on their hill, no matter what.


Fun With Hypocrites – Hits (and throwback memes) from the comments: “Magnets! How do they work?”

Always Right, Even When At The Wrong Store – We just do funny stories. The funny pictures are on the site nextdoor.

Illogical Conclusions – Once again, we punish the employees for the sins of corporate.

Undeserved Credit – Hits from the comments: “Weird. All the bikes I ever rode came to a screeching halt if you backpedaled that hard.”

Today, We Are All Roberts – Hits from Tom Holland: “Oh, my God! It’s Robert Downey, Jr!

The Straw Man – The employee can’t say it, so I will. You suck, [Angry Customer].

If By “Everyone”, You Mean Morons Like Yourself – We’re not saying you’re stupid, but if the plug fits…

God, I Love Lawyers – Isn’t that usually the easiest part of a contract to understand?

Guess Who Got The Lion’s Share Of The Stupid – To be fair, they’ve probably never seen a mountain lion that close.

All Signs Point To Other Signs – This could spiral out of control really quickly.


We hope you enjoyed this Wrong But Committed Customers-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

13 Hilarious Stories About Customers Who Dialed The Wrongest Number Ever


10 Crazy Stories About Thieves Getting Caught In The Store!

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