16 Funny Stories About Customers Who Don’t Quite Know What Communism Is
Dear readers,
We here at Not Always Right usually try to avoid politics. We feel that anyone should have the right to vote for a government that aligns with their values, regardless of how we may feel about those values. We’re not endorsing any political parties or communism here, but it is shocking to us how many people jump straight to communism when they’re confronted by something “foreign” that they don’t like or accuse anyone charging them money as a “darn commie” – not realizing that what’s happening is actually very capitalist!
Rounded up for your pleasure are sixteen stories from our archives about customers who don’t quite know what communism is, with some funny and crazy results!
In Soviet America, Product Buys You – You’ll find that very few things are priced on a sliding scale based on income.
You Say Communist, I Say Consumerist – Their understanding of communism is as brittle as fine China.
Cold But Not Calculating – This just in: sales are a communist plot.