I Like My Italians Color-Coded, Too
Me: “Hi, how can I help you today, ma’am?”
Lady: “Hi, yes. I’d like to get a bottle of wine for my neighbor.”
Me: “All right, what kind?”
Lady: “Kind?”
Me: “Yes, red or white?”
Lady: “Oh, there are two kinds?”
Me: “Well, there are more than two, but those are general groups.”
Lady: “Oh, well, he’s Italian… I think… so we’ll go with Italian.”
Me: “All right, a red or a white Italian?”
Lady: “Well, he’s kind of tan, but I guess white.”
Me: “Um… not your neighbor. The wine, ma’am?”
Lady: “Oh… the Italian wines have groups, too? I guess one of each…”
(This was just the beginning, as I had to describe the fact that there are numerous red and white wine varieties. You can imagine how that went.)
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