15 Stories About The Ultimate Cheapskate Customers! – A Not Always Right Roundup
Dear readers,
We all love a good deal, and the world these days forces most of us to save our pennies more and more often, but there are those customers out there who are so cheap that they expect the world for nothing. We’ve rounded up fifteen stories from the Not Always Right archives about the customers who are outraged that the company they’re shopping at needs to turn a profit, or that the client they’re asking for hours of work from has the audacity to want to be paid in money!
Enjoy our totally free roundup!
Why Barkeeps Should Rule The World – Let’s start with a classic comeback!
Too Cool For School (Of Thought) – Nothing’s cooler than makin’ monayyyyyy!
Avoid A Soft Touch With Bad Customers – People like him are why businesses stop letting people try things.
What Would Jesus Discount? – Jesus said, “Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s,” and in this situation, the business is Caesar.
Will Never Get Past The Conceptual Stage – You don’t think children are expensive?
Comic Book Guy’s Alter Ego – Hits from the comments: “Is this guy trying to be a knockoff of the Hamburglar or something?” (Credit: David Miller)
That’s Assuming If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood – Could a woodchuck chuck this customer off the phone?
On Pennies, Principles, and Pi**iness – The jokes about this being a load of crap practically write themselves.
Yum, Bible Ham Paste – Hits from the comments: “Hamateur.” (Credit: Neil Fairweather)
Three Cents Of Nonsense – Hits from the comments: “Part of me thinks, ‘For three cents, you could just say, “Oh, I’m so sorry about that! I’ll change that right now,” and part of me thinks, ‘Oh, my God, he’s going to be like that for his WHOLE visit!'” (Credit: JustMe)
At Least She Tried: Racism, Sexism AND Jesus – Hits from the comments: “Your superior is a halogen lamp?” (Credit: shileka)
Pi**ing Against The Wind Is An Art Form – Three bucks for two movie tickets? Even in 2007 terms, that’s a steal!
The Day The Music Died, Part 3 – Well, as long as he’s honoring his father’s wishes, I guess…
High-Five Cents – Hmm, I don’t remember seeing a discount in the forecast.
Walking Tall, Thinking Small – You still gotta walk through the front doors, lady!
We hope you enjoyed this roundup about cheapskate customers! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!
Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:
23 Crazy Stories About Thrift Store Customers, From The Cheapskates To The Morons
13 Crazy Stories About Customers Who Are So Bad With Money They Could Probably Cause A Recession
