(I am riding a train to Tennessee for a relative’s wedding. I just got off of a train and I am transferring to another one. My previous train was delayed, so I arrived four hours late. My next train is starting in a few minutes, so I take a ride on a cart to get there faster. Suddenly, an old lady approaches the driver.)
Lady: “Sir, could I please get on? My train leaves in two hours and I would like to be there early.”
Cart Driver: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but this young man is already on, and with his luggage, the cart is too full to take another person.”
Lady: “I’m eighty f****** years old! I deserve the cart more than this man!”
Cart Driver: “His train leaves in a minute, ma’am.”
Lady: “Well, I’m old, so I have privileges!”
Cart Driver: “I’m afraid not, ma’am. Your train leaves in two hours. This man’s train is leaving very soon.”
Lady: *starts hitting the driver with her purse* “Who the h*** do you think you are?”
Cart Driver: “Ma’am, I will come back for you. Let me just take this man.”
(He drives away, and luckily, I make it to my train on time. Once I’m on, I see a younger woman approach the driver with the same old lady.)
Younger Woman: “How dare you not take my mother on?! You should be fired!”
Cart Driver: “I’m sorry, ma’am.”
Younger Woman: “You should be! My mother and I have to make it to our train!”
(As the train left, I felt sorry for the poor guy.)