This Purchase Was A Slam Punk
My best friend in high school is a punk. Her hair is short and black with blonde streaks and it spikes out all over the place. She wears baggy, ripped-up clothes and a spiked necklace. And she has a face that naturally said she wants to kill you. She teaches kick-boxing at one of the local gyms. She comes into the store where I work, does some shopping, and checks out through my line.
Friend: “Hey, [My Name], I know you aren’t supposed to tell me this, but is that guy near the aisle your security dude?”
Our security people wear plain clothes, and I can see he’s one of ours.
Me: “Yeah, he is.”
Friend: “Oh, good. I don’t have to kick his a** for following me around the store, then. Could you let him know I’m actually picking things up for the church?”
With that, she leaves. I call the security guy over, laughing, and tell him who she is and what she was doing.
Me: “You got to remember that just because they dress like punks, it doesn’t mean they’re up to no good.”
And to make my point, I nodded toward another customer who had just come in who looked like a soccer mom. Every month, she tried to steal around $400 worth of Legos.