(I overhear one side of this conversation between a lady at the front desk of the dentist office and someone calling.)
Front Desk Lady: “Hi, thanks for calling [Dentist’s Office]. How can I help you?”
(Pause.)
Front Desk Lady: “No problem, I can make that appointment for you. That doctor is only in this office on Thursdays, but he is also in [Nearby Office] on Fridays; which office would you prefer?”
(Pause.)
Front Desk Lady: “Okay. Well, I can set you for an appoint on Thursday the 29th at this office, or Friday the 30th at [Nearby Office]. Which would you like?”
(Pause.)
Front Desk Lady: “No, I’m sorry, next week is Thanksgiving and we are not taking appointments on Thursday or Friday.”
(Pause.)
Front Desk Lady: “No, I’m sorry, that doctor is only in this office on Thursdays, and [Nearby Office] on Fridays, so I cannot make you an appointment for earlier in the week. I can schedule you for an appointment on Thursday the 29th or Friday the 30th at [Nearby Office]; which would you like?”
(Pause.)
Front Desk Lady: “No, I’m sorry, but next Thursday is Thanksgiving, so we will be closed for the holiday.”
(Pause.)
Front Desk Lady: “I’m sorry, but the doctor is not in this office on Monday or Tuesdays. He is only in this office on Thursdays and [Nearby Office] on Fridays. Can I schedule you an appointment for the 29th or 30th?”
(Pause.)
Front Desk Lady: “I’m sorry, but we are not open next Thursday or Friday because of the Thanksgiving holiday. So, can I schedule an appointment for the 29th or 30th for you?”
(Pause.)
Front Desk Lady: “I’m sorry, but the doctor only works Thursdays at this office.”
(Pause.)
Front Desk Lady: “No, I’m sorry, we aren’t going to be open next Thursday; it’s Thanksgiving.”
(Pause.)
Front Desk Lady: “Okay, I’ve scheduled your appointment for the 29th at [time].”
(The front desk lady hung up the phone. I burst out laughing and so did she.)
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