(I work for a college in Dudley in the UK. Dudley is in a region called “The Black Country” and is known for the impenetrability of the accent to non-speakers. Google “Black Country accent” and give it a listen; you’ll be amazed! I come from about ten miles away, and I still struggle to understand occasionally. One of the courses I work on at the college teaches basic building site skills, including carpentry and brickwork. All of the students on the course come from the local area, and all speak with an accent to some degree. However, one particular student has an accent so thick I have to really listen to understand what he is saying. We are in a carpentry class, and I am walking around the workshop keeping an eye on things and helping students when necessary. The student waves to me and calls me over.)
Student: “Ayoumgurrommer?”
Me: “What?”
Student: “Ayyowoumgurrommer?”
Me: “…?”
Student: *starting to get frustrated* “Ayyy… Yowum…”
(Through many years of comprehension, I know this to be “Have you…”)
Me: “Okay. ‘Have you…’”
Student: “Gurrommer?
Me: “Gur Ommer? What is that?”
(He begins to mime an action; he holds up his fist and moves it up and down, pivoting at the elbow.)
Student: “Ommer! ‘Ommer!”
Me: *realisation dawning* “A hammer?”
Student: “Yes! ‘Ommer!”
(I found him a hammer and walked away, disappointed I was still struggling to understand someone who lived ten miles away, and apparently spoke the same language as me.)