No Better Time For Wine
I am quarantined at home with my family, given the current health situation. It’s pretty boring after a while, so I decide to rearrange the house. My daughter keeps me company with her laptop while I sort through the liquor cabinet.
Me: “Hey, baby, look! We have some [Expensive Wine]! We should open it one of these days, don’t you think?”
Daughter: “Hmm? Yeah, sure…”
Me: “I’m serious! Can’t let it go to waste; it’s pretty good.”
My daughter looks up from the screen, smirking.
Daughter: “Mama, that’s what you said when you got it. Every time we get a wine bottle, we just stick it in that cabinet for a couple of years and then regift it to someone. Face it; we’re pretty boring people.”
I can’t be mad at her. She’s right.