It Made Cents To Just Stick To The Original List

, , , , , | Working | November 12, 2019

It’s my first day working at a very small office. I don’t really have a specific role; I just do whatever is needed. My boss asks me to make a “shopping list” with all the office supplies we’ll need during the month, and their respective prices taken from the stores’ websites. I present a list of $208 worth of items. 

The next day, my boss takes the list but goes to a completely different store that I hadn’t considered in my research, and ends up buying other things. Between these discrepancies and some sales, her total spending comes up to… $208.10. She laughed and said she should’ve taken me to the casino for good luck.

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Allow Me To As-cyst You

, , , | Healthy | November 8, 2019

(I’m a licensed nurse. I work at a hospital, and I also make some money on the side by assisting a dermatologist at a private clinic when she needs an extra pair of hands for surgery. This patient has a cyst under the skin beneath her hair.)

Patient: “You have done this before?”

Me: “Sure! It’s actually pretty simple. We make an incision on your skin right here, drain the cyst, clean around, and sew you back up. I’m going to numb the area, so you won’t even feel a thing.”

Patient: “All right, then.”

Me: “Uh… look, honey, I’m going to have to shave your hair — a tiny spot right here — so that the doctor can see. I know, I know you won’t like that — no girl ever does — but I have to. Don’t hate me!”

Patient: *shrugs*

Me: *cuts the hair, and shaves the area*

Patient: *completely deadpan* “Oh, no, look at what you’ve done. Now I hate you.”

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Unfiltered Story #168982

, | Unfiltered | October 6, 2019

I Work as a manager in a pizza chain that also has video games and atractions for kids and family that happens to be a buffet, but right now we are short on personal so I am working as a cashier today, we open at 12:00 pm and it’s about 13:30 hrs, when two gentlemen and a girl walk in.

Me : Hi! Welcome to [Company’s name] pizza! My name is [my name], you come to the buffet today?

Customer #1: No we actually just came to ask.

Me: Right! So here’s a flyer with our prices, which are…-
(The youngest gentleman interrupts)

Customer #2: We want to know what is the cheese you use
(using those words exactly)

Me: um…?

Customer #3: Well… Cheese?
(The girl answered so sarcastically that I started to become a little bit confused)

Me: Well yes, it’s cheese.

Customer #2: NO! I want to know WHAT IS the cheese that you use!

Me: I’m sorry, the cheese we use is mozzare…-

Customer #2: UGH NO! WHAT IS THE CHEESE?

Me: My apologies, sir, I don’t quite understand your question. We use cheese. Which comes from processed Cow milk.
(At this point I’m started to get frustrated because he raised his voice at me)

Customer #2: CHEESE!!

(As he kept raising his voice and I am the manager, I decided to be sarcastic to see if this way I could finally understand what The hell did he meant with his question)

Me: We use dehydrated cheese.

Customer #2: I KNEW IT!!!! YOU ALL USE THOSE FAKE THINGS AND MAKE US BELIEVE THAT IS ACTUALLY FOOD!

The customer storms out and the others two just followed him quietly.
That’s a way to start a day.

She’s In For A Shock If She Ever Goes To Indonesia  

, , , , | Right | September 6, 2019

(My wife and I have been married twenty years and never taken a vacation for just us. We both have just recently “graduated” after going back to school to further our education for our careers. Our kids are older, allowing my father-in-law to watch them, just making sure they get hot food, and get to school and sports. Some good friends of ours get a great package deal for an all-inclusive resort in Mexico that they have been to before and want to know if we want in on the special rates. So, off we go on a seven-day trip to Mexico with some good friends. About the third day in Mexico, I am at the resort shop buying some odds and ends and have already noticed the sign that shows the exchange rates between pesos and other forms of currency they accept. I see the price tag and then do the math using the posted exchange rate. As I am paying the very polite cashier, I hear a rude woman just lose it on one of the employees.)

Rude Customer: “HOW CAN YOU CHARGE SO MUCH?! I AM NOT PAYING 95 US DOLLARS FOR THIS SHOT GLASS!”

Employee: “No, that is—”

Rude Customer: “WHAT? I DON’T UNDERSTAND! CAN’T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?!”

Employee: “Yes, English, price is…”

Rude Customer: “SPEAK ENGLISH!”

(I have had enough.)

Me: “Ma’am, as the employee started to tell you twice in English, the sticker is the amount in pesos. The exchange rate is posted right here.” *pointing to sign next to register*

Rude Customer: “WHY WOULD IT BE IN PESOS?”

Me: *laughing* “We are in Mexico… and pesos are the currency in this country. No wonder Americans get a bad reputation for being rude.”

Rude Customer: *glaring at me and muttering* “What do you Canadians know, anyway?”

Me: “Lady, who said I am Canadian? I am from the Midwest, the heartland of the USA, and you are just being rude.”

(With that, I went and enjoyed my vacation, just wondering how someone could be so entitled and rude.)

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Tourists Don’t Change

, , , , | Right | August 26, 2019

(I’m at an ice cream shop, next in line to get my order. The customer before me has just paid for his ice cream and the employee hands him his change. She gives him a roll of coins with his receipt. He stares at her blankly.)

Employee: “Is there a problem, sir?”

Customer: “What is this?”

Employee: “Your change, sir.”

Customer: “My change? I gave you a bill and you give me this thing? What is this?”

Employee: *takes the roll of coins* “I can unwrap it if you like sir; there are 25 pesos here.” *starts to unwrap the coins*

Customer: “No, no, no! I just don’t understand! I gave you a 100-peso bill and you gave me this thing! What is this?!”

Employee: “Sir? It’s… your change; they’re coins…”

Customer: “Forget it! Just give me my bill back. I don’t want anything. I don’t understand! Why are you doing this to me?!”

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