(I am working with my fourth-grade cub scouts on an outdoor activity involving cooking over an open fire, building emergency shelters, and learning the “Leave No Trace” principles for being in the wild.)
Me: “The first principle of Leave No Trace is, ‘Know before you go.’ What do you think that means?”
(The kids scratch their heads for a moment. Then, one of them pipes up.)
Kid #1: “Be careful where you go to the bathroom?”
(I just lose it laughing for about five minutes before I explain that it means to know what conditions you are going to encounter, make sure you are prepared, etc. After I recover, we go on to the second principle:)
Me: “The next principle is, ‘Choose the right path.’”
Kid #2: “To pee on?”
(I tried to steer things away from the bathroom. But the next two were, “Trash your trash,” and, “Leave what you find,” which, of course, the kids also managed to turn into bathroom references. I tried so, so hard to be the serious adult here. I really did. But I had to sit down and laugh while facepalming for about five minutes straight. My scouts are a great source of entertainment.)