How… Romantic?
(A coworker and I are restocking greeting cards by section. I am working on the “love” cards.)
Me: *holding up a card and reading the text aloud* “‘True love is life’s greatest adventure!’”
Coworker: “Nah, true love is s***ting with the door open.”
(Dear greeting card companies, I’ve got a pitch for you!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?