Sanitized From The Situation
I work at a dollar store, and there’s a line of three customers at the register. There is a sign on the door that states that we are out of toilet paper and hand sanitizer.
Me: “Your total is $13.68.”
As [Customer #1] is paying, [Customer #2] steps out of line.
Customer #2: “Excuse me, are you busy?”
I don’t immediately reply as I help [Customer #1].
Customer # 2: “Um, hello? Where is the hand sanitizer? It’s not by the toilet paper.”
Me: “If we have any, it is in the last aisle by the body wash.”
[Customer #2] goes looking while [Customer #1] leaves. [Customer #3] comes up.
Customer #3: “I guess she did see your sign on the door.”
I am trying not to laugh.
Me: “I guess not!”