They’ll Serve That When Pigs Fly
I am waiting in the queue at a bagel shop in London, famous for traditional bagels, when I overhear this genius customer in front of me.
Customer: “Can I get a bagel, please?”
Server: “What would you like in that?”
Customer: “Umm… bacon.”
Server: “We don’t do bacon here; we’re Jewish.”
Customer: “Oh… er… ham?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
