Maybe Sending Smoke Signals Would Have Been Clearer
A customer in his fifties or so with a giant white beard struts into the store with a half-smoked Marlboro in one hand. As soon as I see him walk through the door:
Me: “Sir, there’s no smoking in here.”
I point to the sign on the door. He ignores me, and I have to ignore him because there are other customers in line. I get through them, and by this time, four or five people have come in behind him. All the while, he’s still smoking, and I tell him again:
Me: “Sir, there’s no smoking in here.”
He absolutely ignores me. He comes up to the front.
Customer: “I want $20 on pump three.”
Me: *This time with gusto* “Sir, there’s no smoking in here.”
He ignores me and tries to slide his card without me having even rung him up for anything. Suddenly, this guy behind him grabs the dude’s hand, pulls the cigarette out of it, and crushes it in his fist.
Other Customer: “I don’t know where you’re from, buddy, but if I had been him, I woulda kicked your a** after the second time.”
The old guy turned a deep red and just stormed out of the store.