Sooo Not Ready For The Internet

I work for an ISP in tech support.

Caller: “I need your help! There are people attacking me!”

Me: “Ma’am, you need to call 911 if you’re being attacked!”

Caller: “No! On Facebook! People are saying mean things about me! You need to make them stop!”

Me: “Uh… ma’am. We just provide you with Internet. We have no control over what other people use the Internet for.”

Caller: “I just wanted to talk to my daughter about vaccinations! Why are all these people attacking me?!”

Me: “You should set your setting to private, ma’am, so that only your friends can see your posts.”

Caller: *In a huge sobbing wail* “They are my friends!”

This story is part of the Editors’ Choice 2021 roundup!

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