Total-ly Blanked

I ring up a customer and tell him his total.

Customer: “Okay.”

And he just stands there… expecting me to do something else. I wait a few seconds more.

Me: “Again, that is [total]. Is that going to be cash or credit?”

He looks at me like I have two heads. I wait again.

Me: “Uh, are you going to pay for all of this, or were you just wondering how much it costs?”

The man gets all huffed up and says in a loud voice:

Customer: “I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO TELL ME THE TOTAL!”

I am stunned and really at a loss for words. Another customer behind him is fed up.

Next Customer: “She told you three d*** times!”

He scowled at us both but silently paid and stormed out.