Jesus Got Those Abs Somehow
Me: “Hello, sir. I’m calling from [Insurance Group], where we have noticed that your current life insurance policy is out of date, or not written into a trust. Do you know if this is correct, or is our system wrong?”
Customer: “Yes, that is correct.”
Me: “Ah, well, I can fix that for you now if you’d like.”
Customer: “Ah, great!”
Me: “So, who is your current life insurance provider?”
Customer: “Ah, well, that’s a question for the ages, in fact… JESUS CHRIST IS MY LIFE INSURANCE!”
Me: “Ah, well, does Jesus Christ offer a free gym membership with his current policies?”
Customer: *hangs up*