These Capitalists Hate Robots

(This entire exchange takes place over online chat.)

Me: “Good afternoon. This is [My Name]. How can I help you today?”

Customer: “I DON’T UNDERSTAND THESE ROBOT NUMBERS!”

(It is very common for people who are requesting one of our visitor guides online to struggle with the captcha.)

Me: “Are you trying to request a visitor guide?”

Customer: “YES!”

Me: “If you are having trouble putting your request through, I can enter it manually. I just need your name and address.”

Customer: *gives information, still in all caps*

Me: “Okay, I will process that and it should be out to you in seven to ten business days. Is there anything else I can do for you?”

Customer: “WAIT! I WASN’T READY TO END CHAT!”

Me: “That is okay; I have not ended the chat yet.”

(Five minutes later with no other communication…)

Customer: “OKAY, I’M READY TO END THE CHAT NOW… BYE!”

(I don’t even know.)

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