I have a chronic illness that causes me to have respiratory issues. To treat this, I take a certain medication and it generally works well. My doctor will typically just renew my prescription whenever it’s up but wants me to come in every other year for another exam even though I’ve been on the medication for over a decade at this point. It’s never been an issue until I went in for my latest exam and ended up seeing a new doctor since my usual one had a sudden emergency and wasn’t able to see me.
New Doctor: “Okay, [My Name], what brings you in today?”
Me: “I’m just in to get my prescription for [medication] renewed.”
New Doctor: “[Medication]? I’m not going to prescribe that to you. It will not treat [health crisis] no matter what the Internet tells you.”
Me: “It’s not for [health crisis]; it’s for [chronic issue].”
New Doctor: “I just get so sick of these people with Internet MD who think whatever random med of the week is going to solve the problem.”
Me: “Look, I don’t have [health crisis]. I tested before I came in.”
New Doctor: “I’m not stupid. I know your test is negative, but your grandma, or cousin, or nephew, or whoever you are getting it for is positive.”
Me: “Look, when was [health crisis] first observed?”
New Doctor: “2020 in the US.”
Me: “When did I start getting prescribed this?”
He flipped through my chart.
New Doctor: “2006.”
Me: “So, are you thinking that I somehow predicted a pandemic fourteen years early, theorized this medication would help, scammed a prescription for it by faking a chronic issue, stockpiled it for over a decade, and ran out of that stockpile?”
New Doctor: *Long pause* “I’m still not giving you your prescription today.”
And with that, he left the room. I ended up having to come back another day for my normal doctor to give me the new prescription. I brought up what had happened with the new doctor and was told that he had gotten in hot water for getting tricked into giving out prescriptions for one of the Internet’s fake [illness] treatments. But now, he was in hot water for overcorrecting the other way and never prescribing anything that anyone had theorized might treat [illness]. I don’t know if “hot water” ever translated to consequences, but I will see the next time I need to renew my prescription.