To Steal A Phrase
(I am a customer, shopping for a new shirt. I’ve picked up a few to try on, but I can’t see one of the ones I want in my size.)
Me: “Excuse me, but do you have this shirt in a large?”
Employee: “Let me go check in the back.”
(She goes to the stockroom and returned a moment later with a shirt.)
Employee: “It was the brown, right? Here you go!”
Me: “Oh, great! Can I steal that from you?”
(Then I realize what I said.)
Me: “Oh, my gosh! I mean, ‘buy!’ ‘Can I buy that from you?’”
(I did end up buying the shirt.)