No One Insults Quite Like The French
(I am showing off some of my beginning French skills to my mom. She has taken French before, but doesn’t remember anything.)
Me: “So, I was talking to [Friend] and I told her, ‘Ma mere est drôle et trés bizarre.’”
(This translates to, “My mother is funny and very weird.” However, my mom doesn’t hear it correctly.)
Mom: “Did you just call me a drooling loser?”
Me: “No!”
(Ever since then she has told everyone that I called her a drooling loser.)
Question of the Week
Has a customer ever tried to cross you and lived to regret it? What happened?