No One Insults Quite Like The French

(I am showing off some of my beginning French skills to my mom. She has taken French before, but doesn’t remember anything.)

Me: “So, I was talking to [Friend] and I told her, ‘Ma mere est drôle et trés bizarre.’”

(This translates to, “My mother is funny and very weird.” However, my mom doesn’t hear it correctly.)

Mom: “Did you just call me a drooling loser?”

Me: “No!”

(Ever since then she has told everyone that I called her a drooling loser.)