Some Days You Just Feel Old
(I started working as a personal assistant to the elderly in August. Since then, I have begun receiving calls for final expenses. I have no clue how they got my number, but whatever. Usually, I just hang up, but this time I want to try and get on the do-not-call list and press a number to speak with a rep.)
Rep: “Hello, thank you for holding. How may I help you?”
Me: “Hey there. This phone belongs to a 35-year-old. I do not need final expenses. Can you please remove my number from your database?”
Rep: “Oh, I see.”
Me: “…”
Rep: “…”
Me: “So, can you please remove my number?”
Rep: “Are you sure you’re 35?”
Me: *confused pause* “Am I sure I’m 35?”
Rep: “Yes.”
Me: “Yes. Yes, I am. Stop calling.”