The Husband Trick: Find Someone Else To Take The Blame
(I’m an usher, working an event that is at intermission.)
Customer: “Where is the nearest liquor store?”
Me: “Um, I’m not sure. I’m not 21 yet, so I’ve never been.”
Customer: “But you have to know where it is.”
Me: “Sorry, I don’t have any idea.”
(The customer goes back into the venue. Five minutes later, he comes out again on the phone.)
Customer: “Here, it’s my wife on the phone. Tell her where the liquor store is, or she’ll yell at you!”
(I still have no idea where the liquor store is!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
