We’ve Read Weirder Things In “Not Always Working”
When our daughter was young, we were at a candy store in a huge mall around Easter time. [Daughter] was looking at the huge chocolate-covered eggs — the size of your fist — and noticed that one of the pretty candy flowers had fallen off. We brought the box with the chocolate egg over to an employee and showed her the flower.
The lady looked at my daughter.
Lady: “Oh, don’t worry, honey. We’ll just lick it and stick it back on,”
And she gave my daughter a wink. Then, just in case anyone overheard our conversation and actually believed what she had said, she looked around the room at the other customers and said, in a much louder voice:
Lady: “We’re not going to actually lick it; we have icing in the back to stick it back on!”
It’s funny that you have to actually tell people that you’re joking, just in case they think you’re serious!