Wakey Wakey, Cheese And Bakey
(I am pregnant, and though I have gotten past morning sickness for the most part, I am still not a morning person. My boyfriend has also discovered how to use my cravings to his advantage. My boyfriend’s alarm goes off, and he gently shakes me while hitting the snooze button.)
Boyfriend: “Hey, it’s time to get up.”
(I ignore him. A few minutes later, the alarm goes off again, and he hits snooze.)
Boyfriend: “C’mon, let’s get up. We’ve got things to do today.”
(I roll over and ignore him. A few minutes later, the alarm goes off again.)
Boyfriend: *quietly in my ear* “Cheese fries.”
Me: *stomach growls loudly, I open one eye* “Mmph.”
Boyfriend: “If you get up, I’ll get you some cheese fries. Just for you.”
Me: *sitting up* “Mmph. With bacon?”