You May Be An Idiot, But You’re MY Idiot
(My boyfriend and I are texting about a stupid way he injured himself. As we’re saying goodbye, because he has to leave, I say:)
Me: “I love you, too, idiotic boyfriend.”
Boyfriend: “I will always be like this.”
Me: “You won’t stay an idiotic boyfriend forever.”
Boyfriend: “You’re right; I’ll evolve.”
Me: “Into?”
Boyfriend: “From idiotic boyfriend into idiotic husband.”
Me: “I was thinking corpse, but husband is good, too.”
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